Something like Hate

Something like Hate

Piper Rayne

Romance / Contemporary / Humor and Comedy

I love him. I loathe him. It's like plucking daisy petals in my head, but he'll never know. When Miles Cavanaugh, the best safety in the league, was traded to the Chicago Grizzlies football team last year, I could finally breathe. Temptation was miles away. How naïve to think it would end there because when the opportunity to write for a national magazine based in Chicago lands in my lap months later, I can't turn it down. Sure, it's a big city, but the sexual energy feels like a beacon between us the minute my plane lands. To make matters worse, I end up having to take over the job of reporting exclusively on the Chicago Grizzlies. Which means traveling with the team, interviewing players, and pretty much having an all-access pass to their lives during the season. Miles and I put up a great front, quickly hating on one another, but we both know it's a lie. We also know the rules are simple. For me, don't sleep with the subject of...
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Tiny Beauty

Tiny Beauty

Laurie LeClair

Romance / Humor and Comedy / Contemporary

He's hot, powerful, dynamic, and slightly addictive. Oh, and he's her ex's divorce attorney. Yeah, this heady attraction just got more complicated... If you like romantic comedies, lively banter, opposites attract, forbidden romances, alpha heroes and strong heroines, and heartwarming happily-ever-afters then you'll love Laurie LeClair's modern day retelling of this classic fairy tale in her latest installment in her bestselling Once Upon A Romance series! Grab your copy today...
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A Stroke of the Pen

A Stroke of the Pen

Terry Pratchett

Fantasy; Science Fiction / Humor and Comedy / Children's

A delightfully funny, fantastically inventive collection of twenty newly unearthed short stories by Sir Terry Pratchett, the award-winning and bestselling author of the phenomenally successful Discworld fantasy series. This special trove—featuring charming woodcut illustrations—is a must-have for Pratchett fans of all ages and includes a foreword by Neil Gaiman.These rediscovered tales were written by Terry Pratchett under a pseudonym for British newspapers during the 1970s and 1980s. The stories have never been attributed to him until now, and might never have been found—were it not for the efforts of a few dedicated fans. As Neil Gaiman writes in his introduction, "through all of these stories we watch young Terry Pratchett becoming Terry Pratchett." Though none of the short works are set in the Discworld, all are infused with Pratchett's trademark wit, satirical wisdom, and brilliant imagination, hinting at the magical...
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The New Guy

The New Guy

Sarina Bowen

Romance / Young Adult / Humor and Comedy

A new male / male hockey romance from bestseller Sarina Bowen! My name is Hudson Newgate, but my teammates call me New Guy. That was my nickname in Chicago, too. And Vancouver. That's what happens when you keep getting traded. Brooklyn is my last chance, especially after my poor performance last season. But I can make this work. The new guy knows to keep his head down and shoot the puck. The new guy puts the game first. What he doesn't do is hook up with the other new guy—a hot athletic trainer who lives in my building. Gavin needs this job with my team. He's a single dad with responsibilities. We can't be a couple. My arrogant agent–who's also my father–will lose his mind if I'm dating a dude. And my team needs me to score goals, not whip up a media circus. Too bad Gavin and I are terrible at resisting each other...
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I'm Your Guy

I'm Your Guy

Sarina Bowen

Romance / Young Adult / Humor and Comedy

TOMMASO The furniture district is my personal hell. I don't know my ass from an ottoman. But when a hot designer comes to my rescue, I realize my problems are bigger than the house I'm trying to furnish. A scorching kiss over fabric samples makes me question all my choices. But is it too late to change my entire life to get more of them? CARTER I need this gig, but my cocky new client leaves out a couple crucial details: He doesn't mention that he's a famous hockey player. And he doesn't own up to the way he's always trying to undress me with his dark, broody eyes. The man throws out more mixed signals than a broken traffic light. I've never been more sexually frustrated in my entire life. I need to back away before I do something stupid, like lose my heart. Oops. Too late.
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Claus and Effect

Claus and Effect

Piper Rayne

Romance / Contemporary / Humor and Comedy

Two strangers who couldn't be more opposite find themselves on an unexpected cross-country road trip days before Christmas where whatever can go wrong, does. He's an Army Ranger. She's a baker. He's organized and ridged. She's messy and carefree. He doesn't do relationships. She's following her heart. His family chat blows up his phone. She just buried her last living relative. The holiday season doesn't seem so jolly as they venture from one mode of transportation to the next. But, they have to become friends and rely on each other if they're going to survive all the obstacles thrown their way. As the miles grow shorter, vulnerabilities are shared, and by the time they reach their destination, neither one of them is sure what they really want for Christmas anymore.
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Slip and Fall

Slip and Fall

Holly Jacobs

Romance / Mystery / Humor and Comedy

Harry's solved the mystery of a dead body in her kiln. All this potter wants to do is get back to her studio, back to the life she's built...and back to her budding romance with attorney, Micah McCain. Then a customer slips and falls...and ends up dead. Looks like Erie, PA's small business owner and budding sleuth is back on the case. Can Harry juggle friends, family and solve a murder...for a second time? Fans of Jacobs' bestselling Maid in LA series will love her new cozy mystery series, Harry's Pottery Mysteries.
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The Cassandra Complex

The Cassandra Complex

Holly Smale

Children's / Humor and Comedy / Young Adult

THE HILARIOUS NEW REESE WITHERSPOON BOOK CLUB PICKPublished in the USA as Cassandra in ReverseIf you had the power to change the past... where would you start?Cassie has never really fitted in. She remembers everything. Understands nothing. And consistently says the wrong thing.So when she gets dumped, fired AND her local café runs out of banana muffins - all in one day - it feels like the end of the world.But then Cassie discovers she has the power to go back and change things.With endless chances to get it right, can she stop it all from going wrong?'Witty, touching and totally absorbing' Graeme Simsion, author of The Rosie ProjectNot your average story. Not your average character.But fitting in is overrated. . .BUY THE STAND-OUT BOOK OF 2023As featured on Woman's Hour, BBC Radio 2 Book Club, The Times & Daily Mail_________________________Cassie is not a People...
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Single Dads, Big Hearts

Single Dads, Big Hearts

Piper Rayne

Romance / Contemporary / Humor and Comedy

There's just something about a single dad, isn't there? Whether he's a hockey player, a billionaire, a playboy or a small town resident they're hard to resist. Curl up and get ready to binge this funny, steamy collection of contemporary romances that are sure to make you swoon. Included in this collection: Mad about the Banker (Modern Love series) Who knew my brother's friend could be Mr. Right, not just Mr. Right Now? Well, until I discovered his secret—and it changes EVERYTHING. Dirty Talker (Single Dads Club series) Party girls. Platinum blondes. Zero expectations. I used to think that if you could combine all three into one female, you'd have the perfect woman. Then why the hell does Ava Pearson—an outdoorsy girl, a brunette, and a woman who screams stability and responsibility—seem to be the only woman on my mind lately? Faking it...
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Love & Consequences

Love & Consequences

BJ Harvey

Romance / Humor and Comedy / Suspense

A year ago I let my heart overrule my head and I made an error in judgment that cost me everything I'd ever worked for.Then I screwed up again trying to save my career and lost the last ally I had left.Just as I'm slowly rebuilding the life I spectacularly destroyed, I'm sent back to the scene of the crime to go undercover in the hottest new club on what seems like an open-shut skimming case. But as always, nothing is as it seems. Especially when I cross paths with the very last person who wants to see me—Marlee Manning.The biggest distraction and risk to my cover just happens to be the girl who enamored me as a kid enchanted me at twenty, and used to be the one constant presence in my life, loving me unconditionally until I broke her heart, her trust, and everything else.Now we need each other to help bring down a man who could be the most dangerous man on the Strip. The problem is, we don't know what we're up against, and the deeper I get into the life,...
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Truth & Lies

Truth & Lies

BJ Harvey

Romance / Humor and Comedy / Suspense

My life was turned upside down on a first-class flight to Vegas, that's when my path crossed with the irresistible Barrett Matthews. A dirty martini and even dirtier promises later, we go our separate ways, but not before a challenge is issued. Find him and all those wicked words will become reality.I'm open for a little Vegas fling, he's intriguing and mysterious with wicked intentions. But when fate turns out to be a little too coincidental, I start to question my judgement.When I return home to Seattle, life throws another curveball when my long-time friend with benefits, Aiden, tells me he wants more than casual, all while I still can't get the mysterious Barrett out of my head.As more revelations are made and more stones are unturned, my family and its legacy come under threat, and I find myself torn between the two men. One like a calm sea, offering comfort and stability, surety and security. The other crashing in like a whirlwind, equal parts thrill...
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From Time to Time

From Time to Time

Paul Kater

Science Fiction & Fantasy / Humor and Comedy

Cordelia Brown works as a technician in a time-machine factory. It's not her dream job but she'd get there if the owner of the company hadn't made a pass at her that had devastating consequences.After stealing a time-machine, Cordelia now hides somewhere in history, hoping no one will come after her.Luck is on her side but at some point things start going wrong. When even David, the love of her life, is abducted, the time has come when Cordelia has to take drastic steps to save his and also her own life. Once she finds out it's the company owner's family who is behind everything, things get even more complicated.
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Something like Lust

Something like Lust

Piper Rayne

Romance / Contemporary / Humor and Comedy

Do it. Don't do it. Never in my life did I think I'd wager in my head whether to sleep with Chicago Grizzlies wide receiver, Damon Siska. He's the perfect package—hot body, killer smile, and flirts like he earned a doctorate in it. But anyone who reads gossip blogs knows he is looking for one amazing night and nothing more. I'm not the usual type of woman he beds. I'm a middle school teacher who cherishes her quiet nights in, drinking wine, and watching romantic comedies, dreaming I'm the heroine. I'm not embarrassed to admit—I want the fairy tale. But Damon caught me at a weak moment. Fresh off a break-up and feeling lousy about myself, I gave into temptation and left the next morning like every other woman he'd slept with. Except I walked away with more than just the memories when three weeks later the little white stick glowed with two pink lines.
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Dead Must Die--A Side Quest of the Realms

Dead Must Die--A Side Quest of the Realms

C. M. Carney

Fantasy / Science Fiction / Humor and Comedy

SIMON DIED ONCE. HE'LL BE DAMNED BEFORE HE DIES TWICE! A side-quest set in the world of the Epic LitRPG Series The Realms. Simon never asked to become the new dungeon master of the Barrow, but a millennia-old teenager stuck in the skull of a dead lich has few life options. After bonding with the Barrow's dungeon core, he learns they are near death from hunger, and only by consuming the life energy and experiences of sentient beings can they survive. Lucky for Simon a party of murderous adventurers invades the Barrow in search of treasure and glory. They look to be a perfectly tasty meal until one transforms into a mentally unstable fanatic whose specialty is killing the undead in all its forms, especially teenagers stuck in skulls bonded to dungeons. If Simon can't master his new powers, defeat invaders bent on plunder, and convince the Barrow to take a kinder, gentler approach to feeding, then he will die a second time....
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The Secret of Rosalita Flats

The Secret of Rosalita Flats

Tim W. Jackson

Fiction / Humor and Comedy

Cal's a hapless watchmaker. Marina's a beautiful scuba instructor. They were friends as kids. Now, not so much. Together they'll solve the secret of Rosalita Flats. If the sharks don't get them first.The Secret of Rosalita Flats is the story of a man trying to unload the football-shaped house he inherited, while dodging the backwater Blacktip Island's quirky collection of con artists, smugglers and other ne'er-do-wells: an ornery housekeeper who refuses to be fired, a rum-soaked attorney with his own agenda, a chair-wielding resort manager who thinks he's an avenging angel, and a self-styled psychic who may be able to see the future. There's also a mysterious someone—or something—trying to scare Cal off the island. Cal has to figure out what his old man was mixed up in, fast, if he's to sell the house and get off the crazy little rock alive.Written with Hiaasen-esque humor, The Secret of Rosalita Flats is a beguiling mystery for anyone who's ever...
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The Fifth Hero #2

The Fifth Hero #2

Bill Doyle

Children's / Fiction / Humor and Comedy

FOUR KIDS. ONE EARTH. AND YOU ARE THE HERO THEY NEED. From the creator of the interactive Escape This Book! series, join the climate superheroes as they master the powers of earth, wind, sea, and creatures and use YOUR help to choose the right story line and save the planet!The Calamity Corporation is determined to destroy Earth. Their latest plot leaves “ugly”  animals in the cold—literally. Any less-than-cute critter will be frozen and blasted into space. Luckily, five climate heroes have the skills to save the day.JARRETT can talk to animals…even if they don’t always listen.MALIK masters water…but the floating garbage is a challenge.FREYA ‘s wind power everyone away..sometimes too powerfully.AGNES can dig up dirt and soil any evil plan.And YOU are THE FIFTH HERO!Make three decisions in this interactive adventure to help the heroes put the Calamity Corporation...
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Orconomics

Orconomics

J. Zachary Pike

Fantasy / Humor and Comedy / Science Fiction

A disgraced Dwarven hero. A band of deadbeat adventurers. His last shot at redemption could get him killed. If Gorm Ingerson really wanted to drink himself to death, he never should have helped the Goblin. When his good deed lands him in a bad contract, Gorm finds himself entangled in a quest that will pit him against business magnates, the king of the Freedlands, and a mad goddess trying to fulfill a suicidal prophecy. But Gorm's tarnished circumstances may be hiding a golden opportunity. If he and his half-baked party can overcome deep conspiracies and dark magics, he just might redeem himself and his career enough to be a professional hero once more. Orconomics: A Satire is the first book in The Dark Profit Saga, a trilogy so funny it's epic. If you like down-and-out heroes, sidesplitting misadventures, and ingenious world-building, then you'll love J. Zachary Pike's dark and delightful ribbing of high fantasy. Buy...
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